Complaints On A Plate is BACK!

Now with a new improved formula!

Expect more negativity, more distain, more ego, more punctuation and spelling errors, more annoying puns and more more more.

And if you thought the reported speech was excessive last time then you will probably reach a similar conclusion this time!

Let us kick off with a look at some of this weeks cultural offerings in our brand wanking new erection section What to do, where to go and how to feel.

What to do, where to go and how to feel.

fART: A Goldsmith College response to the Nigerian massacre. Runs all month at the Tate. The Sexually Confused Pride March: West End on Saturday. Budweiser Breast Cancer Fest: All weekend on the South Bank. Rape Fantasy Night at the British Library: Sunday and Monday. National Front Disco: Somewhere in Penge. Speed Hating at The Good Mixer, Camden: Every night.